*opens the groupchat at breakfast to backread like its the morning paper*

NEWS FROM BULLSHIT CITY:

Your Friends had a Weird Discussion About Marbles

the doctor’s really out there watching people become immortal then actively avoiding them for 200 years because they “make him uncomfortable”

I love writing. Would love to do it again someday

sorry for being cringe i was trying to have a human experience

i’m a mechanical engineering student who’s terrified of programming ask me anything about compsci and i’ll answer it wrong

How do you handle memory?

usually dark liquor but i’m not picky

i am. so sorry if i have ever used the phrase “i have an au where—” and led you to believe that there is an actual fic out there for you to read rather than, at best, a post where i explain the concept, and at worst it is simply something that lives in my brain

if it helps i also wish there was a fic

missy: hehehehehe behold my genius evil master plan – i will hook the doctor up with a companion and prove that I can manipulate him easily!

the doctor and clara: [develop a close friendship]

missy: nice

the doctor and clara: [become more and more codependent]

missy: NICE

the doctor and clara: [become even more codependent than missy and the doctor]

missy: wait

the doctor and clara: [develop a relationship so toxic it makes the doctor and missy's relationship look healthy in comparison]

missy: no stop

Ok listen we NEED to talk about your girlfriend. I know you’re doomed by the narrative and all, but she keeps defying the will of fate with her vain and ever more desperate attempts to save you. It’s SERIOUSLY going to rend the fabric of space-time if she keeps this up. I’m not even joking. We’re all going to end up in a closed loop of decaying reality if—it’s not cute, stop laughing!!

new alignment chart just dropped

lying across the autopsy table all by yourself, gorgeous?

Re-reading a fic and commenting "rereading this" is the equivalent of giving the writer a lil forehead kiss

Uh so I made a character bingo if anyone wants to try it (:

Give me Characters >:)

Oh this looks fun

kill the moon a beautiful name for an unwatchable episode